My life in the Pokemon world.

I've often wondered what my life would be like if I lived in the world of Pokemon. Let's face it, we all can't be 10 year old prodigies who become Pokemon masters. In fact, I'm down right positive that I would be terrible at Pokemon battles. The moment anyone used Tail Whip against my Charmander, I would be like, "NO MY BABY! LEAVE HIM ALONG YOU FUCKING RATATA!"

NO! GET AWAY FROM ME! LEAVE MY POKEMON ALONE!

So yeah, my Pokemon wouldn't get past level 1 unless you can get experience by playing with a chew toy. This would also get rid of my ability to be a gym leader or a gym rat. Plus I avoid going to gym like the plague in this universe so why not everywhere else. Well that leads to the side games. I could be a gambling man and spend all day at the slots.

Doesn't seem to actually have much to do with Pokemon though....

Yeah, I don't gamble. I'm terrible at it and the chances of winning are so low, I just don't see the point. Also my boyfriend works at a security guard for an Indian casino so I've heard plenty of horror stories that make me want to stay away. Maybe I could make Pokeballs. That would be kind of cool. People bring me acorns and I use my practiced hands to craft the perfect little home for future Pokemon. Let's forget the fact thatI find the idea of stuffing small creatures into balls MORTIFYING!

God, this is hard. In the end, I don't think I would be anybody super obsessed with Pokemon, knowing me, I would only really want a companion Pokemon. Or two. In fact, I already know which  pokemon it would be based on the type of animals I obsess over in real life. 

PUPPIES!

MUST CUDDLE!

So tough looking but still must hug!

THOSE EARS! MUST PET THEM!

My heart BLEEDS for cute things. I love puppies and dogs. I love playing with them and hugging them and cuddling with them and talking to them and.......OH GOD I WANT TO HUG ONE NOW!

I would probably go out of my way to get a big barn in the country and have a collection of cute Pokemon who run around and play. I would host a YouTube channel dedicated to cute Pokemon. They would probably sleep at the foot of my bed, if not under the covers with me. I get the feeling that boyfriend would probably get jealous though. 

What type of Poke person would you be? Please share and comment your thoughts, I would love to hear what type of person you would be in the world of Pokemon.